The day I realized this might be my child.

So there's this hype about some redneck little girl who happens to have her own reality show on TLC.



In case you  are behind the times like I was, here is a youtube video of Alana and her family from the show.



I was told yesterday that if I ever have a little girl, she might turn out like this! THANK GOODNESS I don't plan on having anymore kids! Lawd have mercy there can't be two of us! Ha! This may or may not have been what I was like as a child! Okay, I kid.




This little girl Alana is from Georgia and has true southern roots. From riding four wheelers to impersonating Elvis, she's proud of who she is and I don't blame her! Stay true to yourself girl, don't let Hollywood change you!


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 I wish I had a muddy four wheeler picture to show you of me when I was a kid! It would look just like this! The only difference would be that my four wheeler was blue! ha!

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There are a few things that this show portrays that I do not agree with, but hell it makes for good TV! It's funny but at the same time it can be a disgrace to southerners. 'Cause let's be honest here, a majority of these reality shows are based in the south and are poking fun of how we do things. We're simple and we like it that way! These rednecks are just tryin to make a dolla this day in age and Hollywood corrupted them.



Now that you all know what my daughterthatIwillneverhave will be like...



Shew! I'm done here!
Happy Friday hooch!