Friday, March 30, 2012

REALLY Urban Dictionary!?!?!?



WOMANCE:  Pronunciation: \wō-ˈman(t)s   Function: noun/intransitive verb

Inflected Form(s): wo·manced; wo·manc·ing; wo mantic

The female equivalent of bromance. Describing a strong and vibrant friendship between two straight women, the term womance combines the words, "woman," and, "romance."

"Katie is amazing -- smart, funny, informed, and motivated. I think this could be a womance."


  JAYDEEP:  Pronunciation: ja-ay-deep

 Gangsta that everyone wants to be. A hardcore Hustla deep in the game.

Jason: damn, dat guy has bundles of dough in his pocket
Paul: yeh, i know him..dats that boy Jaydeep


  PRISON FISHING: Pronunciation: pri-son fa-ish-in

A common sport among prisoners when an inmate unwraps a Jolly Rancher and places it between his/her butt cheeks. Later that day, they remove the Jolly Rancher, re-wrap it, and set it on an empty table. They then move a few paces away and wait for an unsuspecting "fish" to "take the bait" and eat the butt-Rancher.
(SORRY NO EXPLICIT PHOTOS! HA!)
  GAYLIEN: Pronunciation: gay-ay-le-an

A gay alien. Usually is green with big eyes. It abducts people and probes them with its laser. Has a ray gun for defense. Usually makes the sound of the gun with its mouth as in "Zaaaaap"


"I'm not a gaylien!"




  SPOON SWAGGIN: Pronunciation: spa-oon swag-gin
Taking a plastic or metal spoon & giving it swag by taking photos with it.


"Hey, look at the spoon! It's totally Spoon Swaggin!"


 (and yes, that is the JB himself! ha!)



So first of all, if you don't know what Urban Dictionary is. SHUT. THE. FRONT. DOOR! If you read blogs or blog at all, you definetly know what UD is! Anywho- I was playing around and used the "random" button and these are the 5 things that came up. I was completely entertained! I thought I would entertain you as well!

ENJOY MY LOVLIES! HAPPY FRIDAY!
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"We were prison fishing for hours last week. The only downside is that my bum is still sticky."

3 comments:

  1. Ahhhh, hahaha! I love this! Especially womance!

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  3. Bahhhaa I absolutley love this Im cracking up.
    Have a great Easter love.
    I think I am going to stay away from all JollyRanchers just in case lol

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