My Moma is letting me take over her blog today! That means I'm in charge and you have to do what I say!
Stop your foot, spit on the floor, and say "ah shit!" Don't tell my Moma I told you to say that cause I'll get a whoopin and I ain't got time for that!
But seriously, It's Friday and the weekend is here! I'm going to my MawMaw's house to play in the pool and watch movies. Not at the same time though. I heard you can get shocked or electrocuted or something. That sounds like it might hurt, so I'll stay away.
You can race me there, but I always win! I'll save you a root beer to cool you off since it's so hot here lately. Since I will be at my MawMaw and Papa's house my Mom and Dad will probably have a date night. BLEH! That is gross!
Speaking of gross, I like most gross things. Dirt, mud, spitting, grease, and I've even tried to eat bugs too. My favorite thing right now is armpit farts! Yeah! I like to annoy my Moma to death with armpit farts! I can make anyone laugh with those!
Music is my jam and right now I'm backingthatazzup to this: