Anna, Annabelle, & a Copycat

I love me some Brin and she had this funny post today! I instantly had to be the copycat! So two posts in one day! Wahoo!

Unlike my sibling(s) (that I love very much)....

If you're new around these parts, my brother lives in the skies. He was an awesome fisherman. He won tournaments.  I can get my line hung up on on everything. It never fails. 

 

My best friend says...

That I'm crazy and I'm crafty. If she'd become a blogger, you'd know WAY TOO MUCH!

People call me...

Anna, Annabelle, Martha {because I'm crafty} and some even call me Tater. Yes, Tater. It was my childhood nickname. Only a few select family members get the privilege of calling me this. And no you may not!

I most often dream...

Of front porch sitting on my wrap around porch farm house that overlooks a pond full of catfish and a large barn out back filled with donkeys, horses, goats, and maybe a few pigs. oh. and a tractor too! What's in a dream anyway?

The best part of my day...

is when I get home from work and get lovin from Zane and Steve all evening. It doesn't matter how busy we are or what we are doing, we always make sure to hug each other after coming home from a long day.

I really don't understand...

why people can't use a turn signal before they freakin turn, not as they are turning! Ugh! I don't mind you being nosey but don't lie to my face to get info. Dudes. Men. Boys.

I get really annoyed...

Easily! No lie. Someone can be tapping and I will either grab their hand {if I can reach}  and stop it! The hubs is notorious for this! He knows I hate it! Or tapping your foot. geez. When people who work in customer service aren't polite. THAT'S YOUR FREAKING JOB PEOPLE! If you hate your job, quit. #justsayin #don'tblameitonme

I could do this all day....

Blog and stay at home! I mean who wouldn't?!?

 

There's nothing like a...

vacation after a vacation! Can I get one of these stat? Or what about a Tigertini?

Lately, I can't get enough...

of Nutella {Kelli, it's all your fault!}, God, family, friends, pizza, wings, and blogging!

One thing I am NOT is...

Singer. I cannot sing. I may try my damnedest, but I can't. I love to sing, but it sounds bad. Don't ask me to sing karaoke. It ain't happenin.

 

I spent too much money on...

Shoes, if you'd ask the hubs. I digress. I only wear flip flops and boots most of the time. Okay, maybe thrown in some Toms. That's it. I vote that his vote don't count. I say etsy and Lane Bryant!

I want to learn....

a real career. I am a former hairstylist. I loved it but I lost my passion for it. I blame it on corporations. I've considered going back to school, but I sucked at it the first go round, what makes me want to dive head first into that again?

If I ever met _________, I would...

Jen I would hug her and love her and get drunk with her. I don't lie. #chocolatecakeshots #shotshotsshots We'd have to include Carley too!

I can't stop...

Eating chocolate. It's my weakness. If it's available to me, I can't resist the urge. It's like it consumes me. Weight. It does. {pun intended}

Never have I ever...

rode in a limousine. flew in a helicopter. been able to go more than one day without washing my hair. I hate the way it feels. been this fat. liked tequila alone. done hardcore drugs. not gossiped. it's in a woman's blood to gossip.

Reese Witherspoon...

is cute and dainty. Always will be. She is a great actress and means well. Don't mess with her!

I've joined this link-up because I wanted to copycat Brin! It's the coll thing to do! But also Holly and Jake are pretty darn funny to read! 



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